Shawn Ambrose's Drivel

Tattletale, tattletale!

Like so many other Capella students learners, Shawn Ambrose has insisted upon attaching the suffix "PhD Learner at Capella" to his name in order to show that he doesn't yet have the degree but thinks the world should know anyway. Real students, at real universities, would never display such a blatant disregard for academic integrity - one simply does not tout degrees that have not yet been earned. But, then again, there are those at Capella who don't earn degrees, they buy them instead! Of course, his actions are also highly consistent with his role as Capella's Head Cheerleader - he attacks those who simply state the truth and about which he knows nothing about. Gooooooooooo Capella!

The following provide just a few examples of his ongoing badgering and harassment of Capella students learners. (Hey Capella, what about Shawn's "comportment!"):

Sample Drivel:

Pathetically, Cheerleader Ambrose has posted much, much more. We don't; however, need to waste any more electrons with his nonsense as his attacks are boringly similar.

. . . Poor Shawn

September 4, 2004 - Shawn Ambrose's love affair with the jerks and liars is bad enough, but he just can't stand it when anyone tells the truth about Capella University. Notice his childish comment that was part of one of his messages:

"You read my post and that's what I wanted. "

Clearly, this statement is indicative of someone who is a "PhD Learner at Capella." Very professional! Interestingly, his statement about "going personal on people" is rather hypocritical, to say the least! The fact that Shawn Ambrose has spent more than a year "going personal" on others by posting his nonsense all over the Internet certainly says a lot! Guess there are probably just too many Capella Rocks loose! Here's one of his earlier posts:

 

 

 

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Shawn Ambrose and Kurt Linberg

January 25, 2005 - Shawn Ambrose posted the following message on another Internet site (his comments were later banned), regarding one of his messages to his buddy, Kurt Linberg (the Dean who can't tell the truth). It certainly looks like Shawn's big mouth overfloweth! We'll post the name of Kurt Linberg's intermediary when it becomes available.

 

 

 

 

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Shawn Ambrose, Tattletale - again!

March 04, 2005 - As with all goodie-two-shoe cheerleading "PhD Learners," Shawn Ambrose has served the thought police at Capella University well - here's an excerpt from one of his flames to this site. Isn't it nice that Shawn Ambrose, once again, tattled to Capella. We're really worried Shawn - the jerks and liars at Capella have known about the site you mentioned from the very beginning. Good thing you told them about it, again, they're probably too stupid to remember where it is. Just in case, we're providing a link to it now:

Visit Capella University Sucks Today!

Shawn Ambrose's tattle is listed below:

 

 

 

From: Shawn Ambrose [mailto:akronambros1@yahoo.com]
Sent: Friday, March 04, 2005 1:01 AM
To: *****************************************
Subject: Your OCR complaint

To Whom It May Concern:

. . . And BTW, I have sent to the school a link to "Capella University Sucks." The school has assured me they take this matter very seriously. You might want to consider that when you decide as the administrator what to post. . .

Take care

Shawn

 

 

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Like a Bad Case of Hemorrhoids, Shawn Ambrose Just Won’t Go Away!

April 7, 2005 - Shawn Ambrose is, indeed, clueless! He just can't stand the fact that he simply doesn't know what he's talking about as he's been blinded by serving as Capella's "Mr. Kiss Ass." Tell us, Shawn, do you also wear footsie pajamas with Capella written all over them?! If you do, we hope they're also in the school colors! In his rant, Shawn threatens:

"I'm going to keep posting"

As a rule, Shawn's ongoing attacks are simply ignored yet, once again, he vows that he will "keep posting." Perhaps Shawn forgot to take Romper Room 101 as part of his program as a "PhD Learner" in Capella's School of Business. Rah, rah! Tell us, Cheerleader Ambrose, just how many of the enormous numbers of students who complained (and were ignored by) Capella University have you "gone personal" on?

 

 

 

Post the OCR resolution letters, and I'll go away. Otherwise, since I observed your posts in the Capella Discussion Boards, and on numerous boards you have stated I didn't know the facts about your case, when I did based on your behavior and the OCR resolution letters, I'm going to keep posting. So unless you can show me some evidence, I'm still going to be around. BTW - I'm stateside now :-) and still waiting to hear from my commander :-)

 

 

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. . .And we thought that Capella's Dream Team had corked Shawn Ambrose!

November 24, 2005 - As we've noted, like a bad case of hemorrhoids, Shawn Ambrose just won't go away. He couldn't wait to gain access to this site, the moment we temporarily opened to the hypocrites at Capella, good 'ole Shawn Ambrose stuck his nose it in again. While we don't want to give away any of our "surprises" - at least not yet, Capella's Cheerleader finally appeared again after an extended absence. Apparently, even the Capella's Dream Team can't keep the cork in this one's mouth!

 

 

 

Details coming soon (December 1, 2005)!

 

 

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